Ten Reasons we know Santa is a man

This very funny item is a bit sexist but it made me smile. It was shared by an American friend.

10 reasons why we know Santa is a man:
1. Dubious dress sense.
2. Never replies to your letters.
3. Minimal chance of getting what you ask for.
4. Proudly displays beer belly.
5. Will only commit to one day a year.
6. Obsessed with stockings.
7. He never stops to ask for directions.
8. Never shaves on holidays.
9. He always wears the same clothes.
10. Only willing to do a job where people leave food and booze out for him … and he doesn’t wash the plate up after himself!!!

A bit cruel but it is affectionately meant. We do love Santa despite his endearing little faults. And he still gets snogged. (I saw mamma kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night).

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