This very funny item is a bit sexist but it made me smile. It was shared by an American friend.
10 reasons why we know Santa is a man:
1. Dubious dress sense.
2. Never replies to your letters.
3. Minimal chance of getting what you ask for.
4. Proudly displays beer belly.
5. Will only commit to one day a year.
6. Obsessed with stockings.
7. He never stops to ask for directions.
8. Never shaves on holidays.
9. He always wears the same clothes.
10. Only willing to do a job where people leave food and booze out for him … and he doesn’t wash the plate up after himself!!!